
Ski. Fish. Ride. Laugh.
14 crazy-real faces, one stretchy balaclava. Slopes, lakes or trails — pull it on and turn it into a photo op.
Meet the Faces — Who's Coming to Your White Elephant?
Every face has a personality. Pick the one that matches your friend (or your boss).
Grumpy Walt
Hasn't smiled since 1987. Don't take it personally.
Toothless Ted
Lost his teeth, never lost his sense of humor.
Babushka Betty
Will pinch your cheeks and ask why you're not married yet.
Plaid Pete
Chops wood, licks the air, no questions asked.
Ginger Gran
Fiery hair, fierier opinions.
Pearl Granny
Lipstick on, pearls on, judging you since 1952.
Kissy Kev
Sends air kisses to everyone on the chairlift.
Gappy Gary
That gap-tooth grin makes strangers laugh first.
Happy Hank
The only guy happy to be up at 5 a.m.
Cranky Carl
Complains about the weather, the traffic and you.
Bucky Bob
Two front teeth, zero regrets.
Silly Sid
Sticks his tongue out in every photo. Every. Single. One.
Diva Dolores
Red lips, big hair, bigger attitude.
Smokey Sue
Seen it all, survived it all, still unbothered.
FAQs
Will it fit me?
Will it fit me?
It's one size, made of stretchy knit that fits most adult heads comfortably.
Is it a good gift?
Is it a good gift?
It’s built for it: one size fits most adults, so you don’t need their size, and it gets a reaction the second they open it.
Is it warm enough outside?
Is it warm enough outside?
It covers head, face and neck to block wind and cold. On very cold days, layer it under a hood or helmet.
Which face should I pick?
Which face should I pick?
Grumpy Walt for the grouch, Babushka Betty for the sweetheart, Plaid Pete for the lumberjack, Toothless Ted for the class clown. Can’t decide? Take 3 and pay for 2.
How much is shipping and how long does it take?
How much is shipping and how long does it take?
Shipping is free on every order. Delivery takes 7–13 business days after dispatch, with tracking.
Shop with confidence
Every order ships free with tracking, and you're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee (conditions).
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